The United States of Boston Mass is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bradford Anderson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.035 billion Boston Massians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frannington. The average income tax rate is 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Boston Massian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 241,886 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Boston Mass, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Boston Massian Navy, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boston Mass's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Boston Mass is ranked 29,017^th in the world and 1,646^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.